Agent John and the bomb.

Another one from September, 2009, at Omegle.

Stranger: hi

You: My name is Agent John

Stranger: oh?

You: no, I'm not a secret agent, or anything like it

You: that's my name

Stranger: wow, your parents must have hated you

Stranger: well if youre not a secret agent, you can't help me with this bomb

You: yeah, pretty sure I can't

Stranger: too bad cause we only have about ten seconds

Stranger: 9

Stranger: 8

Stranger: 6

Stranger: 5

Stranger: 7

Stranger: 4

You: wait

Stranger: 3

Stranger: TIME STOPS!

You: it jumped from 8 to 6

You: then from 5 to 7 and then back to 4

You: that does not make any sense at all

Stranger: it's an evil bomb! now we don't know how much time is left!

You: yeah

You: well, time has stopped

You: I wonder if we can go find someone who can disassemble the bomb

Stranger: hmm, you should try that, I'll stay here and stare at it

You: that should help too, thank you

Stranger: good, hurry!

You: [comes back after a while with a bum]

You: that gentleman said he could help us

Stranger: well, he sure looks trustworthy

You: strangely enough, time has stopped for everybode else, except for him

Stranger: so if time hasn't stopped for him, does that mean the bomb hasn't stopped for him?

You: *kaboom*

Stranger: OH SH

You: oh, there he goes

You: well, now we can't disassemble the bomb

You: it has blown up... too bad