The Chinese Monologue

Well, I don't think I can legitimately call this one a conversation per se. But here goes, from May, 10th, 2011 @ Omegle.

You: Und, hallo!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I'm not really german, I just like the sound of it.
You: asl is pretty dull
You: I prefer KABOING
You: or maybe a nice cup
You: you seem to be typing, what are you typing?
You: no? not typing? false positive?
You: damn site
You: well, I guess I could do all the typing for both of us if I knew what you wanted to say
You: but, apparently, I don't, so I think sooner or later you're going to have to type something
You: (you're going to have to type, that's a pretty ugly sentence, isn't it?)
You: Stranger: yes it is!
You: (did I get it right? or you don't think it's ugly? I think you think it's ugly)
Stranger: what ?
You: you type all that time and THIS is what you come up with?!!?
You: "what ?"
You: I would never guess that's what you were thinking!
Stranger: who are you ?
You: I'm just a person, doest it really matter?
You: I said I'm not german, that should suffice
Stranger: but i don't know what you are saying
You: me neither, bud
You: (I'm actually not saying anythin, just typing and thinking)
Stranger: ok
You: (not, necessarily, in that order, althoug it was most of the cases)
You: so, how do you feel about KABOING?
You: or cups
Stranger: I don't know KABOING
You: you don't seem to like any of them better than asl
You: do you know cups?
You: (damn cups, why do I keep bringing them up?)
You: so, I'm guessing you mother language isn't English, what is it? maybe I can switch to it to make you feel more confortable (and maybe type some more)
You: I'm guessing not German too, you would have reacted some way... or maybe not. Is it German?
You: Stranger: No, indeed it is not German! It's other language, I'm about to tell you what it is! Any moment now... just wait for it...
You: aaaany time now...
Stranger: I am chinese
You: oh, chinese... well too bad, I don't speak Mandarin nor Cantonese.
You: so, chinese person... got anything else to say?
You: And why do you take so much time to write some simple stuff like that?
You: You still there?
You: Well, you seem to be gone, but I can mantain the conversation until you come back. You will come back and talk to me, right?
You: Stranger: Of course I will! I'm very considerate of you!
You: Well, that's very nice of you!
You: We could be friends!
You: Stranger: Of course!
You: (Did I get it right this time? I'm presuming you'd like to be friends with me. oh, I see...)
You: Well, you didn't tell me how do you feel about cups. Care to answer that now?
You: Stranger: They're nice!
You: (C'mon, everybody likes cups, I'm sure got this one right)
You: Well, farewell, my Chinese friend. May your conversations have more of you in the future!
You: Stranger: Bye!